Sunday, November 14, 2010

Bad News Panda Bears

Logline: A disgraced baseball player heads to China to help a little league team win the number one gold.

Pitch: Johnny Chuggers has been kicked out of the MLB for one too many failed drug tests. So what does he do? He heads to China to help coach a down and out little league team! Through hard work, perseverance, and a lot of amphetamines, Johnny teaches those little scamps how to become the best damn little league team in mainland China (fuck, those Taiwanese little league teams are good as shit). Can they win the gold at the National Chinese Glorious Worker's Party Youth 12-16 Age Range Baseball Championships?

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