Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Greetings and Salutations

Hola amigos, the Cageman here. Got some pitches for you. Now I
know you're saying "hey Nic, why you bringing your genius to all
us little people when all the studio heads can barely talk cause
they've got your balls stuffed in their mouths?" Well, turns out
the Cageman is a little excommunicado on the pitch front right now.
Those limp dick studio heads can't see the the genius that is
"Garfield: Third Cat's the Charm." Turns out cat-on-cat rape is
too edgy for those cock goblins. Well their loss is your collective
gain friends and friendettes. Enjoy.

Oh yeah, and I just need to toss out that I'm also doing this as a favor to my good friend Dru Johnston, who I might add does a wicked impression of me.

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